Ecuador Earthquake Death Toll Rises / Kylee Jenner Dresses Self and Eats

Damaged building in wake of Ecuador earthquake — Photo cred: Reuters

The death toll from Ecuador’s massive earthquake last week has risen to 654 people. The quake registered 7.8 magnitude and left at least 16,600 people injured. Ecuador’s president Rafael Correa, who cut short a trip and returned home immediately after the quake, estimates the country-wide damage at $2 to 3 billion. Close to 7,000 buildings were destroyed and about 25,000 people are currently living in shelters. For the latest updates on the quake, visit CBC News. 

Some idiot went so far as to make a video from photos they stalked off Kylee’s instagram. photo cred – who gives a fuck

Today’s utterly unfascinating bottom story is that Kylee Jenner wore a Louis Vuitton swim suit the other day! Not only that, but she ate an Egg McMuffin and changed her hair style! That’s right, non-news fans, Kylee is still doing absolutely nothing of interest or value, but for whatever reason, celebrity news outlets insist on sharing the dull monotony of her life with you anyway. If you give any fucks about what Kylee Jenner is eating or wearing, stalk her instagram because I’m not going to bother adding links here. Gullible Lives Matter is a serious news site.