First Annual GLM Film Awards Recognizes Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Feb 10

Let’s kick off the middle of February with an event of major historical significance: the FIRST ANNUAL GULLIBLE LIVES MATTER FILM AWARDS!

All nominations and voting were done by the staff of GLM during this morning’s lie-in.

 

And the winners are:

 

Best Picture: Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

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Titles for The Art of the Deal — the Movie

Best Director: Ron Howard and Jeremy Konner for Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

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Ron Howard – the genius behind Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Best Producer: Adam McKay, Allison Hord, and Matt Pittman of Funny or Die for Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Ron Howard slips in the cassette for Donald Trump The Art of the Deal The Movie

Ron Howard slips in the cassette for Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Best Actor in a Ridiculous Role: Johnny Depp as Donald Trump in Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Johnny Depp's amazing performance as Donald Trump in The Art of the Deal The Movie

Johnny Depp perfectly captures the physical and emotional strain of taking a shit as Donald Trump in Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Best Actress in an Eastern European Bride Role: Michaela Watkins as Ivana Trump in Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Michaela Watkins as Ivana Trump in Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal - The Movie

Michaela Watkins as Ivana Trump in Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal – The Movie

Best ’80s-Style Song: Kenny Loggins for “The Art of the Deal” in Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

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Kenny Loggins performs the title song, “The Art of the Deal” in Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie. Photo credit: Target

Best Set Design: Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Le Club set in Donand Trump The Art of the Deal the Movie

Le Club set in Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Best Costumes: Jordy Scheinberg for Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Best Costumes Donald Trump The Art of the Deal the Movie

Everybody I knew had that sweater in 1988. The costume designer must have scoured every Salvation Army and Goodwill in the city for the amazingly authentic costumes in this period piece.

Best Montage: Donald Trump’s phone montage in Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

The phone montage gives us dozens of new Trumpisms, including, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! I can build you a  much better one.”

Best Special Effects: Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

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The best special FX of the decade: the Trump Cards in Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Best Screenplay: Joe Randazzo for Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Randazzo’s masterpiece is rife with memorable lines, such as, “Show the kid your cock choppers!”

Best Rap Scene Produced since the ’80s Ended: Ron Funches’s “Lawsuit Rap” in Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

best rap scene in Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal - The Movie

Ron Funches’s “Lawsuit Rap” rap scene in Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Best Gaffer in a 50-minute Made-for-Internet Movie: Lee Spencer

And best of all of all, you don’t have to spend fifty bucks at the theater to view this astounding piece of cinematic mastery; you don’t even have to torrent a pirate copy, because it’s available for free HERE for all viewers. What a marvelous gift! Thank you, Funny or Die!

What other categories does this film mop up? Go ahead and tell us in the comments down there.

Unless otherwise stated, all photo credits are from “Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie” on www.funnyordie.com. Click on the image below to go there:

Funny or Die presents Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal - The Movie

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