Eggs Cost $150 a Dozen in Venezuela / Kanye West Lost Some Stuff

May 31

Eggs Cost $150 a Dozen in Venezuela / Kanye West Lost Some Stuff

NEWS NOT NEWS Venezuela is in the midst of a financial crisis that has been getting worse for years. According to the official exchange rate, it costs $150 to buy a dozen eggs at a street market. There are two supermarket chains with the prices regulated so people can afford to buy food, but it takes all day to do your shopping because the line-ups are so long. To...

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Get Stupider with Food Babe; Get Smarter with SciBabe

May 22

Get Stupider with Food Babe; Get Smarter with SciBabe

Have you ever noticed that some websites bring you information that is backed up by evidence and valid scientific studies, while other websites tell you things that are based on speculation, hearsay, hype, and anecdotal evidence? In our new feature, Gullible Lives Matter presents Get Smarter vs. Get Stupider. In each installment, we will give you an overview of a...

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International Leaders Disrespect Donald Trump / Justin Bieber has a Tattoo

May 12

International Leaders Disrespect Donald Trump / Justin Bieber has a Tattoo

NEWS NOT NEWS Paris mayor Anne Hildago has joined the long list of international politicians who have something bad to say about the Donald with the comment, “Mr. Trump is just stupid, my God.” Other major world leaders who have noticed that Donald Trump is stupid include (but is not limited to) London’s new Muslim mayor, Sadiq Khan,...

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Massive Fire Rages in Alberta / Khloe Kardashian has Braids

May 07

Massive Fire Rages in Alberta / Khloe Kardashian has Braids

NEWS NOT NEWS A 1000-square-kilometer (386-square-mile) fire in Fort McMurray has destroyed over 1,600 structures and forced the evacuation of over 88,000 people. Alberta’s manager of wildfire prevention, Chad Morrison, says the fire could double in size today. The fire has destroyed an area as big as Calgary, Alberta’s largest city. To find out more...

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WARNING! Research Finds that Chemicals are Everywhere!

Apr 27

WARNING! Research Finds that Chemicals are Everywhere!

There was a time, long ago, when there were no chemicals anywhere. Everything was natural. That’s what old people tell us, and middle-class uneducated housewives know it by instinct. But new research shows that today, we are surrounded by nasty, horrible, cancer-causing CHEMICALS! Dihydrogen Monoxide This chemical appears to be everywhere, even in our own...

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Ecuador Earthquake Death Toll Rises / Kylee Jenner Dresses Self and Eats

Apr 24

Ecuador Earthquake Death Toll Rises / Kylee Jenner Dresses Self and Eats

NEWS NOT NEWS The death toll from Ecuador’s massive earthquake last week has risen to 654 people. The quake registered 7.8 magnitude and left at least 16,600 people injured. Ecuador’s president Rafael Correa, who cut short a trip and returned home immediately after the quake, estimates the country-wide damage at $2 to 3 billion. Close to 7,000 buildings...

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DIY 100% Natural, Chemical-Free Cleaning Products for your Entire Home and Family

Apr 16

DIY 100% Natural, Chemical-Free Cleaning Products for your Entire Home and Family

If you love nature and want to keep your home and family clean, you probably want to use natural cleaners. You know that Windex and other store-bought cleaners are filled with horrifying CHEMICALS, but what are the alternatives? What can you use to keep everything sparkling clean without toxifying your atmosphere and causing cancer in all your pets and family...

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