The Future for USAmerica – GLM’s Exclusive Interview with Eminent Psychic Lady Bacilli

Jun 19

Last week, GLM was able to interview US America’s most prominent psychic, Lady Bacilli, who correctly predicted the end of the Gulf war and the rise to power of Barak Obama, about her visions for the future of the country. Read the complete transcript of our exclusive interview below.

GLM: On the telephone, you told us that you had received a series of visions of events that you predict will occur next year.

Lady Bacilli: That’s correct. I gave you a reduced rate on the telephone call, too.

GLM: Yes, thank you. We appreciate that.

Lady Bacilli: Don’t forget the banner ad we discussed.

GLM: Absolutely. Now, could you tell us some of the highlights of these visions?

crystal ball trumpLady Bacilli: Of course. I’ve actually got my crystal ball here, so I’m going to go through the series of visions again so as not to leave out any details. First, I see Donald Trump becoming president.

GLM: Oh dear.

Lady Bacilli: And now I see him ordering construction of the wall along the Mexican-US border. Now he outlaws any immigration into the USA, and is ordering the erection of a wall along the coast of the Pacific Ocean and along the coast of the Atlantic Ocean.

crystal ball wallGLM: Wow.

Lady Bacilli: Now there are some Americans leaving, and immigrating to Canada. They have student loans, and Trump doesn’t want them defaulting on their loan payments, so he is building a wall along the American-Canadian border.

GLM: To keep them in.

Lady Bacilli: That’s right.

GLM: So there’s actually a wall completely enclosing the USA?

crystal ball floodLady Bacilli: Completely enclosing it, yes. Now I see a, something like a halo, around Trump’s head. Like a… like an aura. He’s magnificent. His holiness is solving all the problems in the USA. The drought in California: it’s raining! Hallelujah, it’s raining in California!

GLM: Wow!

Lady Bacilli: It’s raining and raining… it’s been raining for 40 days and 40 nights in California. The country… oh, my God, the country is flooding! The Great Wall of Donald is acting like a dam, and holding all that water in! America is flooding!

GLM: Geez, that’s…

crystal ball ladderLady Bacilli: I see the POTUS and his team beginning work on an ark of some sort. Oh, there, in the north of the country, a group of immigrant 7-Eleven employees are gathering, among them some of America’s greatest minds: doctors, architects, engineers… wait, they’re building something! They’re building a ladder, and they’re climbing over the wall to Canada!

GLM: They escaped the flood!

Lady Bacilli: Yes, and they reach Canada and create a website called It has a map and instructions for how to get to their ladder. The one percent of the American population who has higher than grade five reading skills is able to decipher the instructions and find the ladder. They’re escaping too!crystal ball escape

GLM: That’s great!

Lady Bacilli: A handsome Francophone with great hair and a nice suit is welcoming them on the other side of the wall. He’s offering to give them all money and…

I’m sorry, I’m going to have to cut this short. My other line is going to ring.

crystal ball trudeauGLM: No problem. Thank you so much, Lady Bacilli, for taking the time to… oh, she’s gone.

Well, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. The definitive prediction of the future for the United States of America.

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