Hey, gullible fans! Well, it’s been 100 days and Trump hasn’t been assassinated yet, so with great gusto we bring you TRUMP’S TOP TEN ACCOMPLISHMENTS DURING THE FIRST 100 DAYS OF THE TRUMPOCALYPSE 6. In an effort to protect the amazing collection of states they call the USA from anything scary they don’t understand, Trump valiantly banned people with brown skin from...

Christmas — that joyous time when families celebrate the birth of their saviour (or someone else’s saviour) by shopping and putting up a pine tree in their living room. Some people are granted a holiday so they can have extra time to devote to buying the perfect gift for every single person they know or are acquainted with and making sure they...

Did you leave school before the age of fifteen because it all seemed so fucking lame? Are you of the opinion that books are only good for fire starter or door stoppers? Have you ever uttered the words, “I don’t see what we need school for; everything you could possibly ever need to know is on the internet?” Fear not, faithful mouth-breather. You...

Just look at these lucky little ankle-biters. Life for them is naturally what every parent in the west wants for their child: No Vaccinations No GMOs No gluten No refined sugars No dangerous-sounding chemicals Only pure and natural medicines derived from plants...

NEWS NOT NEWS Government and Russian/Iranian-backed warplanes have been bombing Syrian capital Aleppo since Friday, after a week-long ceasefire, killing at least 91, including innocent civilians and children. At least 40 buildings were destroyed in the bombing, which head of Civil Defense Ammar al Selmo called “annihilation in every sense of the word,”...

The latest diet craze to hit bookstores is THE BANDWAGON DIET! How does this amazing diet help you lose those ugly holiday inches from your waistline? Easy – gullibility! New Diet Craze Sweeps North America THE BANDWAGON DIET works for everyone! Just look at these true testimonies from actual people: I used to be fat, but now I’m skinny! Thanks,...

NEWS NOT NEWS A wedding in Gaziantep, Turkey was the target of a suicide bombing that killed 53, including at least 22 children. The bomber, probably from ISIS, was believed to have been 12 to 14 years old. Gaziantep is near the Syrian border. According to Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan, “Daesh is trying to position and organize itself in...