Suicide Bomber at Turkish Wedding Kills 50 / Rooney Mara Wears Leather and Denim

Aug 22

Suicide Bomber at Turkish Wedding Kills 50 / Rooney Mara Wears Leather and Denim

NEWS NOT NEWS A wedding in Gaziantep, Turkey was the target of a suicide bombing that killed 53, including at least 22 children. The bomber, probably from ISIS, was believed to have been 12 to 14 years old. Gaziantep is near the Syrian border. According to Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan, “Daesh is trying to position and organize itself in...

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Gluten is my Spirit Animal

Aug 01

Gluten is my Spirit Animal

Boy, did I crack up a few years ago when I went to the supermarket and found that marshmallows were labelled “fat free.” “What?! Fat-free marshmallows!? Best day ever!” (nom nom nom) (If you aren’t following, marshmallows are made of sugar. All sugar is fat-free. But that doesn’t mean porking out on a big bag of marshmallows is...

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The UK Votes to Leave the European Union / The Kardashians have a Pillow Fight

Jun 27

The UK Votes to Leave the European Union / The Kardashians have a Pillow Fight

NEWS NOT NEWS A referendum allowing UK citizens to vote on whether or not to leave the EU was held on Thursday, June 23, 2016. The “leave” side won by 52 to 48. Scotland and Northern Ireland both had higher showings from the ‘stay’ side, but both countries are part of the UK so the overall vote affects them. The European Union is an economic...

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The Future for USAmerica – GLM’s Exclusive Interview with Eminent Psychic Lady Bacilli

Jun 19

The Future for USAmerica – GLM’s Exclusive Interview with Eminent Psychic Lady Bacilli

Last week, GLM was able to interview US America’s most prominent psychic, Lady Bacilli, who correctly predicted the end of the Gulf war and the rise to power of Barak Obama, about her visions for the future of the country. Read the complete transcript of our exclusive interview below. GLM: On the telephone, you told us that you had received a series of visions of...

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Pakistan Honor Killings on the Rise / Royal Family Members Wear Pretty Clothes

Jun 17

Pakistan Honor Killings on the Rise / Royal Family Members Wear Pretty Clothes

NEWS NOT NEWS Muqaddas Bibi, 22, was murdered by her family on Tuesday in Buttaranwali village because she had married for love instead of accepting a marriage arranged by her family. Bibi was seven months pregnant with her second child at the time of her murder. Last week, a sixteen-year-old girl who married for love was killed by her family and a young married...

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Cheeky Child Genius Explains Link between Vaccines and Autism

Jun 11

Cheeky Child Genius Explains Link between Vaccines and Autism

A twelve-year-old boy in Mexico named Marco Arturo puts loudmouthed anti-vac bandwagon jumpers to shame by revealing all the information he can find linking vaccines to autism in this clever video: “So please, vaccinate your children. It’s also everyone else’s child you’re putting in danger because you read some forwarded email.” Are you an anti-vac bandwagon...

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Eggs Cost $150 a Dozen in Venezuela / Kanye West Lost Some Stuff

May 31

Eggs Cost $150 a Dozen in Venezuela / Kanye West Lost Some Stuff

NEWS NOT NEWS Venezuela is in the midst of a financial crisis that has been getting worse for years. According to the official exchange rate, it costs $150 to buy a dozen eggs at a street market. There are two supermarket chains with the prices regulated so people can afford to buy food, but it takes all day to do your shopping because the line-ups are so long. To...

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