WARNING! Research Finds that Chemicals are Everywhere!

Apr 27

There was a time, long ago, when there were no chemicals anywhere. Everything was natural. That’s what old people tell us, and middle-class uneducated housewives know it by instinct. But new research shows that today, we are surrounded by nasty, horrible, cancer-causing CHEMICALS!

Dihydrogen Monoxide

dihydrogen monoxide chemica structure

Dihydrogen monoxide chemical structure

This chemical appears to be everywhere, even in our own bodies. It has the low melting point of only zero degrees and can dissolve nearly anything! Dihydrogen monoxide can be found in your shower, toilets, and other taps, and it cannot be filtered out of water. Even the most expensive store-bought natural, organic bottled water is found to contain dihydrogen monoxide.

Chemicals in the Air

Just some of the chemicals found in the air

Just some of the chemicals found in the air

The air we breathe is apparently filled with diatomic gasses: nitrogen, oxygen, and argon, to name a few. These gasses are colorless, odorless, and tasteless, but they can be dangerously inert.  The best way to avoid breathing in these chemicals is to wear a dust mask and/or not breathe.

Diagram of what the air looks like up close

Diagram of what the air looks like up close

Really Big Molecules

Close-up of a molecule of deoxyribonucleic acid. Just look at all those atoms, and this is only a small part of one molecule!

Close-up of a molecule of deoxyribonucleic acid. Just look at all those atoms, and this is only a small part of one molecule!

If the size of a molecule is any indication of its degree of danger, then you’ll be shocked to know that massive molecules are embedded in every cell in your body! Deoxyribonucleic acid occurs in multitudes in each and every one of your cells, and the average deoxyribonucleic acid molecule is made up of thousands of atoms. THOUSANDS! This is a kind of ACID, like floor stripper or hydrofluoric acid, but located INSIDE your cells! The scariest thing about deoxyribonucleic acid is that it can replicate automatically. The only way to fight this horror is by swallowing a lot of baking soda or other natural, organic antacids.

Chemical structure of ONE ONETHOUSANTH of a normal deoxyribonucleic acid molecule!

Chemical structure of ONE ONE-MILLIONTH of a normal deoxyribonucleic acid molecule!

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