NEWS NOT NEWS A wedding in Gaziantep, Turkey was the target of a suicide bombing that killed 53, including at least 22 children. The bomber, probably from ISIS, was believed to have been 12 to 14 years old. Gaziantep is near the Syrian border. According to Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan, “Daesh is trying to position and organize itself in...

Boy, did I crack up a few years ago when I went to the supermarket and found that marshmallows were labelled “fat free.” “What?! Fat-free marshmallows!? Best day ever!” (nom nom nom) (If you aren’t following, marshmallows are made of sugar. All sugar is fat-free. But that doesn’t mean porking out on a big bag of marshmallows is...