Lose Pounds and Inches with the Bandwagon Diet!

Sep 08

The latest diet craze to hit bookstores is THE BANDWAGON DIET!

How does this amazing diet help you lose those ugly holiday inches from your waistline?

Easy – gullibility!

after the amazing Bandwagon Diet

After the amazing Bandwagon Diet

before

Before

New Diet Craze Sweeps North America

THE BANDWAGON DIET works for everyone! Just look at these true testimonies from actual people:

I used to be fat, but now I’m skinny! Thanks, Bandwagon Diet! – Jimmy, Colorado

I watched the pounds melt away and now I am a size six; thanks to the amazing Bandwagon Diet! -Pamela, Arkansas

I used to waste my time eating healthy and exercising but never got the results I wanted. Now I am as scrawny as a supermodel! THE BANDWAGON DIET did it for me! –Lou-Ann, Sweden

THE BANDWAGON DIET worked for them, and it will work for you, too! How exactly does THE BANDWAGON DIET work? Just ask long-time BANDWAGON DIET enthusiast, Fanny Gumbo McKintire of Florida:

“When I was a kid, I counted calories with Weightwatchers and worked out with Richard Simmons. In the nineties, I cut out carbs, all carbs. The Atkins diet helped me get into my high-school jeans again! Then I reduced refined sugar and artificial colours, which meant no more double-doubles but bread was back on the table, yahoo! After that, I lost six pounds on the Paleo Diet, and then I learned that all my problems were directly caused by gluten. So bread is back, AGAIN, but this time it is gluten-free bread. By only buying products that have ‘gluten free’ written on their packages, I lost over two stone! Of course recently I have stopped eating anything that has any chemicals in it, especially GMOs and Monsanto, because those two are the most toxic chemicals ever invented. Right now I am in the process of suing my parents for getting me vaccinated, because I read on my Facebook feed that childhood vaccines may be linked to obesity.”

And that’s THE BANDWAGON DIET in a nutshell!

Find Out How You Can Get the Summer Bikini Figure You’ve Always Wanted!

For complete details, send Gullible Lives Matter your Visa or MasterCard info including billing address, expiry date, and secret code, and we’ll send you our shiny, hardcover book, THE BANDWAGON DIET really soon!

But wait, there’s more! If you act now, we’ll also throw in our patented calorie and GMO-free BANDWAGON DIET measuring cup!

What are you waiting for? Join the thousands of beautiful people and celebrities who have lost weight with THE BANDWAGON DIET!

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