How to Raise a Happy, Healthy Child the Traditional Way

Nov 05

How to Raise a Happy, Healthy Child the Traditional Way

Just look at these lucky little ankle-biters. Life for them is naturally what every parent in the west wants for their child: No Vaccinations No GMOs No gluten No refined sugars No dangerous-sounding chemicals Only pure and natural medicines derived from plants...

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Lose Pounds and Inches with the Bandwagon Diet!

Sep 08

Lose Pounds and Inches with the Bandwagon Diet!

The latest diet craze to hit bookstores is THE BANDWAGON DIET! How does this amazing diet help you lose those ugly holiday inches from your waistline? Easy – gullibility! New Diet Craze Sweeps North America THE BANDWAGON DIET works for everyone! Just look at these true testimonies from actual people: I used to be fat, but now I’m skinny! Thanks,...

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Gluten is my Spirit Animal

Aug 01

Gluten is my Spirit Animal

Boy, did I crack up a few years ago when I went to the supermarket and found that marshmallows were labelled “fat free.” “What?! Fat-free marshmallows!? Best day ever!” (nom nom nom) (If you aren’t following, marshmallows are made of sugar. All sugar is fat-free. But that doesn’t mean porking out on a big bag of marshmallows is...

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The Future for USAmerica – GLM’s Exclusive Interview with Eminent Psychic Lady Bacilli

Jun 19

The Future for USAmerica – GLM’s Exclusive Interview with Eminent Psychic Lady Bacilli

Last week, GLM was able to interview US America’s most prominent psychic, Lady Bacilli, who correctly predicted the end of the Gulf war and the rise to power of Barak Obama, about her visions for the future of the country. Read the complete transcript of our exclusive interview below. GLM: On the telephone, you told us that you had received a series of visions of...

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Cheeky Child Genius Explains Link between Vaccines and Autism

Jun 11

Cheeky Child Genius Explains Link between Vaccines and Autism

A twelve-year-old boy in Mexico named Marco Arturo puts loudmouthed anti-vac bandwagon jumpers to shame by revealing all the information he can find linking vaccines to autism in this clever video: “So please, vaccinate your children. It’s also everyone else’s child you’re putting in danger because you read some forwarded email.” Are you an anti-vac bandwagon...

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WARNING! Research Finds that Chemicals are Everywhere!

Apr 27

WARNING! Research Finds that Chemicals are Everywhere!

There was a time, long ago, when there were no chemicals anywhere. Everything was natural. That’s what old people tell us, and middle-class uneducated housewives know it by instinct. But new research shows that today, we are surrounded by nasty, horrible, cancer-causing CHEMICALS! Dihydrogen Monoxide This chemical appears to be everywhere, even in our own...

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