Five Top Jobs for High-School Dropouts

Nov 18

Five Top Jobs for High-School Dropouts

Did you leave school before the age of fifteen because it all seemed so fucking lame? Are you of the opinion that books are only good for fire starter or door stoppers? Have you ever uttered the words, “I don’t see what we need school for; everything you could possibly ever need to know is on the internet?” Fear not, faithful mouth-breather. You...

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How to Raise a Happy, Healthy Child the Traditional Way

Nov 05

How to Raise a Happy, Healthy Child the Traditional Way

Just look at these lucky little ankle-biters. Life for them is naturally what every parent in the west wants for their child: No Vaccinations No GMOs No gluten No refined sugars No dangerous-sounding chemicals Only pure and natural medicines derived from plants...

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Gluten is my Spirit Animal

Aug 01

Gluten is my Spirit Animal

Boy, did I crack up a few years ago when I went to the supermarket and found that marshmallows were labelled “fat free.” “What?! Fat-free marshmallows!? Best day ever!” (nom nom nom) (If you aren’t following, marshmallows are made of sugar. All sugar is fat-free. But that doesn’t mean porking out on a big bag of marshmallows is...

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