Five Top Jobs for High-School Dropouts

Nov 18

Five Top Jobs for High-School Dropouts

Did you leave school before the age of fifteen because it all seemed so fucking lame? Are you of the opinion that books are only good for fire starter or door stoppers? Have you ever uttered the words, “I don’t see what we need school for; everything you could possibly ever need to know is on the internet?” Fear not, faithful mouth-breather. You...

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How to Raise a Happy, Healthy Child the Traditional Way

Nov 05

How to Raise a Happy, Healthy Child the Traditional Way

Just look at these lucky little ankle-biters. Life for them is naturally what every parent in the west wants for their child: No Vaccinations No GMOs No gluten No refined sugars No dangerous-sounding chemicals Only pure and natural medicines derived from plants...

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GMOs are the Devil! … or are they?

Feb 05

GMOs are the Devil! … or are they?

While Monsanto is the devil, and hating on them is perfectly healthy, Monsanto does not equal GMOs. To understand what I mean by this, you need to understand what is meant by GMO: Genetically Modified Organism. Let’s break it down. Genetically = genes (not jeans.) Modified = changed. Organism = living thing. The current trend is to fear foods that are...

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