Trump Discovers New African Nation

Sep 21

Trump Discovers New African Nation

From CIA World Factbook Country name: Nambia Introduction: Discovered on September 20, 2017, one day before International World Peace Day and also, coincidentally, Islamic New Year and Jewish New Year, 2017, Nambia is Africa’s best-kept secret. In fact, the Nambians themselves were not aware they existed until Donald Trump, while making America great again,...

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Five Top Jobs for High-School Dropouts

Nov 18

Five Top Jobs for High-School Dropouts

Did you leave school before the age of fifteen because it all seemed so fucking lame? Are you of the opinion that books are only good for fire starter or door stoppers? Have you ever uttered the words, “I don’t see what we need school for; everything you could possibly ever need to know is on the internet?” Fear not, faithful mouth-breather. You...

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Lose Pounds and Inches with the Bandwagon Diet!

Sep 08

Lose Pounds and Inches with the Bandwagon Diet!

The latest diet craze to hit bookstores is THE BANDWAGON DIET! How does this amazing diet help you lose those ugly holiday inches from your waistline? Easy – gullibility! New Diet Craze Sweeps North America THE BANDWAGON DIET works for everyone! Just look at these true testimonies from actual people: I used to be fat, but now I’m skinny! Thanks,...

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Get Stupider with Food Babe; Get Smarter with SciBabe

May 22

Get Stupider with Food Babe; Get Smarter with SciBabe

Have you ever noticed that some websites bring you information that is backed up by evidence and valid scientific studies, while other websites tell you things that are based on speculation, hearsay, hype, and anecdotal evidence? In our new feature, Gullible Lives Matter presents Get Smarter vs. Get Stupider. In each installment, we will give you an overview of a...

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International Leaders Disrespect Donald Trump / Justin Bieber has a Tattoo

May 12

International Leaders Disrespect Donald Trump / Justin Bieber has a Tattoo

NEWS NOT NEWS Paris mayor Anne Hildago has joined the long list of international politicians who have something bad to say about the Donald with the comment, “Mr. Trump is just stupid, my God.” Other major world leaders who have noticed that Donald Trump is stupid include (but is not limited to) London’s new Muslim mayor, Sadiq Khan,...

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