Five Top Jobs for High-School Dropouts

Nov 18

Five Top Jobs for High-School Dropouts

Did you leave school before the age of fifteen because it all seemed so fucking lame? Are you of the opinion that books are only good for fire starter or door stoppers? Have you ever uttered the words, “I don’t see what we need school for; everything you could possibly ever need to know is on the internet?” Fear not, faithful mouth-breather. You...

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Gluten is my Spirit Animal

Aug 01

Gluten is my Spirit Animal

Boy, did I crack up a few years ago when I went to the supermarket and found that marshmallows were labelled “fat free.” “What?! Fat-free marshmallows!? Best day ever!” (nom nom nom) (If you aren’t following, marshmallows are made of sugar. All sugar is fat-free. But that doesn’t mean porking out on a big bag of marshmallows is...

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Powerball and Forehead Tattoos – Top Ten Questionable GoFundMe Campaigns

Jan 29

Powerball and Forehead Tattoos – Top Ten Questionable GoFundMe Campaigns

Used to be you had to wear a fake girl-scout uniform and go door-to-door with a cookie order form or collect pledges to walk from New York to Idaho to scam people out of their money. Now pretty much anyone who wants money for pretty much anything can use online crowd-funding. In some cases, you can actually be successful in getting money from people, too. So now...

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