Trump Discovers New African Nation

Sep 21

From CIA World Factbook

Country name: Nambia

Introduction:

Discovered on September 20, 2017, one day before International World Peace Day and also, coincidentally, Islamic New Year and Jewish New Year, 2017, Nambia is Africa’s best-kept secret. In fact, the Nambians themselves were not aware they existed until Donald Trump, while making America great again, made the startling discovery of this until-now unknown nation on the pages of his speech to the UN.

Nambia is renowned for its health care.

Location: Darkest Africa

Nambia's location on map

Nambia’s location on map of Africa

 Flag:

National Flag of Nambia

National Flag of Nambia

Language: Nambabble

Government: Great Monarchy

National Bird: Cattle Egret

Cattle Egret: National Bird of Nambia

Cattle Egret: National Bird of Nambia

National Animal: Neopalpa donaldtrumpi

Neopalpa donaldtrumpi - national animal of Nambia

Neopalpa donaldtrumpi – national animal of Nambia

Chief Exports: Covfefe, fake news, inexpensive walls

GDP: 45

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