Trump Misplaces First Lady

Sep 24

Trump Misplaces First Lady

Stop the presses! It has been confirmed by the White House that first lady Melania Trump is missing. Trump announced yesterday that he was unable to find his wife anywhere he looked. In the face of this tragedy, Donald Trump valiantly went to Florida alone to address the first responders to the Hurricane Irma devastation. “Melania really wanted to be with...

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Trump Discovers New African Nation

Sep 21

Trump Discovers New African Nation

From CIA World Factbook Country name: Nambia Introduction: Discovered on September 20, 2017, one day before International World Peace Day and also, coincidentally, Islamic New Year and Jewish New Year, 2017, Nambia is Africa’s best-kept secret. In fact, the Nambians themselves were not aware they existed until Donald Trump, while making America great again,...

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