Top Five Most Offensive Costumes of All Time

Oct 18

Top Five Most Offensive Costumes of All Time

Another Halloween is just around the corner, and we at Gullible Lives Matter want to make sure you’re ready. That’s why we’re bringing you the top five most offensive costumes of all time. Hopefully these will inspire you to dress to oppress this year!   6: Julianne Hough as Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black Photo credit: eonline.com According to E!,...

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TRUMP’S TOP TEN ACCOMPLISHMENTS DURING THE FIRST 100 DAYS OF THE TRUMPOCALYPSE

Apr 29

TRUMP’S TOP TEN ACCOMPLISHMENTS DURING THE FIRST 100 DAYS OF THE TRUMPOCALYPSE

Hey, gullible fans! Well, it’s been 100 days and Trump hasn’t been assassinated yet, so with great gusto we bring you TRUMP’S TOP TEN ACCOMPLISHMENTS DURING THE FIRST 100 DAYS OF THE TRUMPOCALYPSE 6. In an effort to protect the amazing collection of states they call the USA from anything scary they don’t understand, Trump valiantly banned people with brown skin from...

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Six Christmas Traditions You Can’t Live Without

Dec 23

Six Christmas Traditions You Can’t Live Without

Christmas — that joyous time when families celebrate the birth of their saviour (or someone else’s saviour) by shopping and putting up a pine tree in their living room. Some people are granted a holiday so they can have extra time to devote to buying the perfect gift for every single person they know or are acquainted with and making sure they...

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Five Top Jobs for High-School Dropouts

Nov 18

Five Top Jobs for High-School Dropouts

Did you leave school before the age of fifteen because it all seemed so fucking lame? Are you of the opinion that books are only good for fire starter or door stoppers? Have you ever uttered the words, “I don’t see what we need school for; everything you could possibly ever need to know is on the internet?” Fear not, faithful mouth-breather. You...

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First Annual GLM Film Awards Recognizes Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Feb 10

First Annual GLM Film Awards Recognizes Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie

Let’s kick off the middle of February with an event of major historical significance: the FIRST ANNUAL GULLIBLE LIVES MATTER FILM AWARDS! All nominations and voting were done by the staff of GLM during this morning’s lie-in.   And the winners are:   Best Picture: Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal — The Movie Best Director: Ron...

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Powerball and Forehead Tattoos – Top Ten Questionable GoFundMe Campaigns

Jan 29

Powerball and Forehead Tattoos – Top Ten Questionable GoFundMe Campaigns

Used to be you had to wear a fake girl-scout uniform and go door-to-door with a cookie order form or collect pledges to walk from New York to Idaho to scam people out of their money. Now pretty much anyone who wants money for pretty much anything can use online crowd-funding. In some cases, you can actually be successful in getting money from people, too. So now...

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