Trump Misplaces First Lady

Stop the presses!

It has been confirmed by the White House that first lady Melania Trump is missing.

Trump announced yesterday that he was unable to find his wife anywhere he looked.

In the face of this tragedy, Donald Trump valiantly went to Florida alone to address the first responders to the Hurricane Irma devastation. “Melania really wanted to be with us…” said Trump through tear-filled eyes. The words of a very distraught husband indeed.

Trump searches high and low for Melania

A tragic moment in the White House

Trump’s sensitive soul captured in this candid moment of pining for his missing wife

Please join us in praying that this poor man’s wife will be returned to him. Type AMEN if you agree.