Five Top Jobs for High-School Dropouts

Nov 18

Five Top Jobs for High-School Dropouts

Did you leave school before the age of fifteen because it all seemed so fucking lame? Are you of the opinion that books are only good for fire starter or door stoppers? Have you ever uttered the words, “I don’t see what we need school for; everything you could possibly ever need to know is on the internet?” Fear not, faithful mouth-breather. You...

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How to Raise a Happy, Healthy Child the Traditional Way

Nov 05

How to Raise a Happy, Healthy Child the Traditional Way

Just look at these lucky little ankle-biters. Life for them is naturally what every parent in the west wants for their child: No Vaccinations No GMOs No gluten No refined sugars No dangerous-sounding chemicals Only pure and natural medicines derived from plants...

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WARNING! Research Finds that Chemicals are Everywhere!

Apr 27

WARNING! Research Finds that Chemicals are Everywhere!

There was a time, long ago, when there were no chemicals anywhere. Everything was natural. That’s what old people tell us, and middle-class uneducated housewives know it by instinct. But new research shows that today, we are surrounded by nasty, horrible, cancer-causing CHEMICALS! Dihydrogen Monoxide This chemical appears to be everywhere, even in our own...

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